Lasagne Day - Carrabba's Italian Grill

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Lasagne. Say that several times in a row.

Lasagne. Lasagnelasagnelasagealasagne. It&#39;s a tongue-twister.

Also a tongue-tantalizer.

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What do you think lasagne would eat if it got hungry?

Itself?

Methinks yes.

Hmm.

What do women want? Contrary to popular belief, it&#39;s not diamonds. It&#39;s lasagne.

Every time your office has a pizza party, a stack of lasagne cries. (Meaty, cheesy, delicious tears.)

La la la la lasagne.

Did you like our song?

No? That&#39;s okay. We still love you.

Not as much as we love lasagne but still.

Love you &lt;3

Side note: you must really like lasagne.

Either that or you like discounts.

Who doesn&#39;t love lasagne?!

Aliens.

Just because they&#39;ve never had the chance to eat it.

Duh.

Ooh. What if there&#39;s a whole planet of lasagne?

Somewhere.

Out there.

Prob not.

Oh well we can dream.

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You can do it.

Imagine how many calories your finger is burning right now.

Are you drooling yet?

We provide drool-catchers at Carrabba&#39;s. They&#39;re called napkins. Please use at your leisure.

Anyway, back to lasagne.

LASAGNE-FY YO LIFE.

We think lasagne-fy should totally be a word.

Hey. Wanna know some interesting Lasagne Day History?

Of course you do.

Few people are aware that on this day in 1818, Abraham Lincoln did his homework on the back of a piece of lasagne.

Lasagne Day was an idea conceived by President Garfield, our 20th president, in 1881. Garfield said, quote, This day in history will be a big, fat hairy deal.

The queen did not say, 钬楲et them eat cake!&#39; She actually said, 钬楲et them eat lasagne, but not mine, kthxbye.&#39;

In addition to elephants, geese and frogs, legend has it that Noah also carried two plates of lasagne onto his Ark.

In Ancient Rome, there was a shortage of pillows, so people often slept on makeshift lasagne pillows.

You know that movie with that guy on the island? The one who really loves sporting goods? Yeah. We think he could&#39;ve used some lasagne during his stay.

If you say lasagne 3 times while looking in the mirror, Leonardo Da Vinci will appear.

Did you try it yet?

Just kidding. That&#39;d be slightly creepy.

But also amazing.

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After Rose watched Jack sink into the ocean, she consoled herself with a plate of lasagne?

America celebrated its independence earlier this month, but history books often forget the Lasagne Uprising of 1777.

Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, the phonograph, and vegetarian lasagne.

Beauty gurus everywhere say that putting cucumbers on your eyes can help reduce dark circles.

But we prefer to use lasagne squares.

Can you picture that?

No?

Okay, we made that part up. We&#39;re not that crazy.

Actually, we made all of this stuff up.

But you didn&#39;t hear it from us.

Actually you totally did.

Cause we&#39;re the ones writing this.

What? Just got weird for a second there.

Ahem.

How did King Arthur pull the sword from the stone? He had lasagne the night before, that&#39;s how.

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But we admire your moxie.

Man, you must really like to look at lasagne.

Who doesn&#39;t though, amirite?!

Enjoy your deals.

And Happy Lasagne Day! You&#39;re a true patriot.